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IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID
I think if you are seeing both her bra and panties then youve probably already figured that out.
Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II meets its namesake, the P-38 Lockheed Lightning at Edwards Air Force Base, Calif.
This is what British television looks like.
I love how the penguin just recognises Noel Fielding as a fellow monochrome being and waddles straight over to him.
FELLOW MONOCHROME BEING
I was outside the studio waiting to meet Daniel Radcliffe and Noel Fielding when this was being filmed, and the security guard told us he had a spare jumper on bc the studio was chilly tonight bc they had special penguin guests and we didn’t believe him until we watched it on TV like… OH he wasn’t kidding!