algernonblackwood asked: Do you like the World of Darkness (the tabletop games by White Wolf)? They've got some interesting monsters
I AM a monster in the World of Darkness.
This was all written into 2009’s “Night Horrors: Immortal Sinners” by my friendquaintance Max Brooks and is only a slight exaggeration of how I was viewed by the webforum he knew me from.
Alex: I don’t have a say in what we do…
DM: YOU HAVE FUCKING DINOSAURS! You have more say than ANYONE on this ship!!!
ALex: But I’m an elf and…
DM: DINOSAURS! ANY ARGUMENT IS INVALID BECAUSE YOU HAVE DINOSAURS!
NPC to party anti-paladin: “I feel we may have a similar occupation.”
Party wizard cuts in: “You fuck corpses too?
Cade: We’re all going to die! I want to have sex as the last thing I do!
Lo: We can use this wand of magic missile as a dildo I guess…
DM: What the hell will you do if it misfires??
What do you mean, “cyanide”.
Party warlock who decided to “deeply inhale the magic almond-y air” (via outofcontextdnd
Don’t worry, I’m not getting drunk. I’m just getting in character.” - Eric
Babies; kind of like miniature cheese bites, except louder.
Doppelganger: “I have an aversion to alcohol.”
he says as drinking vodka from the bottle.
DM: As you go down the crater you smell burning hair.
Me: It hit a cow.
Rest of the group: Why would there be a cow in the middle of the woods?
DM: You see a minotaur at the bottom of the crater.
Me: Called it.
Assassin: It’s possible to tell a whore by their footprints?
Pacifist Sex Addict Bard: I can!
Dude I think as an Australian you’re racially forbidden from being true neutral…